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    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


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  1. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    The longest one syllable English word is “screeched”.

    Which is the sound heard if you take away a Canadians Mac & cheese.
     
  2. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    Vermont state in the US produces more maple syrup than Ontario, province in Canada. However, Quebec alone produces more maple syrup that all other countries combined.
    Maine is touted to have the sweetest,
     
  3. crhurricane

    crhurricane Altered State

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    tomorrow is the most important day ever
    It comes to you clean each night
    With the hope you learned from yesterday
     
  4. neddy3511

    neddy3511 Porn Star

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    Two birds in the bush
    Is worth a wank
     
    1. crhurricane
      Hey get outa my backyard......
       
      crhurricane, Jul 29, 2021
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      Lol!
      I think it's a wank in the hand is worth two in the bush.

      Or something like that.
       
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      You have to wank in your hand if you can't get in either birds bush.
       
      1 Toy Maker, Aug 4, 2021
  5. neddy3511

    neddy3511 Porn Star

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    Dundee and Dundee United are the two closest football stadiums in great Britain
     
    1. con e lingus
      How close?
       
      con e lingus, Jul 29, 2021
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      If I remember it's a roads width I'll Google it lol
       
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    neddy3511 Porn Star

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      They could walk to each other’s stadium to play the derby .No other city has 2 teams with stadiums that close
       
      silenceisgolden, Aug 3, 2021
  7. con e lingus

    con e lingus Sex Machine

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    Yep that’s close lol
     
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    The world's Northernmost football field is in Barrow Alaska
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    If you put all your veins end to end …. You’d die lol
     
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    sexysjhymers The bad bunny from Denton Holme! Banned!

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    The planet Jupiter's radiation belt is deadly than Earths!
     
  14. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    Here's a funny fact: If you put some Viagra in a vase, it will make flowers stand up straight for a week beyond when they would normally wilt, according to one study conducted by Israeli and Australian researchers.
     
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    You can hold an alligator mouth closed with one hand because all the muscles are for the clamping not opening
     
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      Makes sense now that you mention it, but didn't know that.
       
      phxbi_bear80, Aug 2, 2021
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    Pffft...that's nothing.
     
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      He is a handsome guy, thinking of coloring my gotee the same colors!
      Oh wait, I don't have a goteeeee, D'oh

      Lol finally learned the correct spelling for D'oh, D'oh
       
      crhurricane, Aug 1, 2021
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      I will admit...the first several logos were super racist!!!
       
      phxbi_bear80, Aug 2, 2021
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      It was only racist if you thought it was.
      What I saw as a kid was, now here is a plump, pleasant woman who knows how to cook simple but delicious pancakes.
       
      tenguy, Aug 3, 2021
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      Yeah, and menthol cigarettes were good for you.
       
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      Had a fews smokes, made me prehaps closer to God.
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  20. sexysjhymers

    sexysjhymers The bad bunny from Denton Holme! Banned!

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    British Horror Film Legend Peter Cushing appeared in the classic 1940 Laurel & Hardy film, "A Chump At Oxford"!
     
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    1. sexysjhymers
      it was one of his first films roles!
      he is best remembered 4 being in Hammer Horror Films!
       
      sexysjhymers, Aug 3, 2021
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